The best recovery from falling out of a chair ever
meladoodle: do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
shavingryansprivates: do you ever have a friendship crush on someone where you just really wanna be their friend but you’re afraid to talk to them
books-are-my-entire-life: broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 42. the answer is 42.
seblaine: time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
nageimakoto: rabioheab: mom, dad… i’m… i’m white